Death of a Bachelor by Fangirling_FTW
117,210 words, 14 chapters, published 09/11/2016

Summary: A series of tragic circumstances left Dean with a pile of hospital bills and his brother to take care of. To make ends meet, he needs to take a new personal assistant job, one that’s going to fly him halfway across the country to work for one of the nation’s hottest new authors: Castiel Novak. Castiel isn’t what Dean was expecting at all, and he comes to realize why Castiel has a reputation for being a difficult boss to work for. Time away from Sam, and getting to know his boss, make Dean realize he needs to reevaluate his life and what he wants for himself.
And that just might include the one person he cannot have.

Based on the Panic! At the Disco album of the same name.

Collar Full by Panic! At the Disco

(Blame Megan for this song choice because we realized we had a common thread through all of our segments and decided to run with it this week)

Lyrics:

We’ve waited so damn long, we’re sick and tired
I won’t leave any doubt or stone unturned
I’ve got a collar full of chemistry from your company
So maybe tonight I’ll be the libertine

Show me your love, your love
Gimme more but it’s not enough
Show me your love, your love
Before the world catches up
‘Cause there’s always time for second guesses, I don’t wanna know
If you’re gonna be the death of me, that’s how I wanna go

You’ve got it all worked out with so little time
Memories that I’d blackout if you were mine
You’ve got a pocket full of reasons why you’re here tonight
So, baby, tonight just be the death of me

Show me your love, your love
Gimme more but it’s not enough
Show me your love, your love
Before the world catches up
‘Cause there’s always time for second guesses, I don’t wanna know
If you’re gonna be the death of me, that’s how I wanna go
Show me your love, your love
Gimme more but it’s not enough
Show me your love, your love
Before the world catches up
Show me your love, your love
Gimme more but it’s not enough
Show me your love, your love
Before the world catches up
Show me your love
Show me your love

(Blame Brandi for this blatant display of our heritage through song choice)

Lyrics:
Imagine a world where no music was playing
And think of a church with nobody praying
Have you ever looked up at a sky with no blue
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you
Have you walked in a garden where nothing was growing
Or stood by a river where nothing was flowing
If you’ve seen a red rose unkissed by the dew
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you
Can you picture Heaven with no angels singing
Or a quiet Sunday morning with no church bells ringing
If you’ve watched as the heart of a child breaks in two
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you
Can you picture Heaven with no angels singing
Or a quiet Sunday morning with no church bells ringing
If you’ve watched as the heart of a child breaks in two
Then you’ve seen a picture of me without you

Cursed or Not by Ltleflrt
115,223 words, 24 chapters, published 06/16/2014, part 1 of the I’d Rather Have You series

Summary: While experimenting with magic when he was a kid, Sam accidentally cursed Dean. Now, Dean is forced to wear a spelled amulet constantly, or he’ll turn into a random animal. For a little over a decade, he’s learned to live with the curse, and has even found it useful in some cases, but he sure would be happier without it.

When he meets a witch named Castiel, he’s offered a deal. Instead of assuming all witches are bad, Dean can spend a season getting to know him. If at the end of the season, Dean still thinks he’s evil Castiel will send him away with his memory wiped of the whole experience. But if he learns that Castiel is not the monster Dean assumes he is, he’ll lift Dean’s curse.

It’s an offer Dean can’t bring himself to pass up.

Episode 30 Fanfic Recs

This week we released a special bonus episode where we answered some questions from our listeners and discussed the fanfiction we’ve read lately. Here is a list of all of the fics we recommended this time. Enjoy!

John Deere Green by daydreamdestiel
2610 words, published 12/30/2017, part 1 of the John Deere series

Summary: When Dean Winchester decided to tell his best friend that he was in love with him, he went big. A water tower, a can of green paint and a confession. He just hoped it wasn’t a mistake.

Lucky Ones by daydreamdestiel
4762 words, published 09/18/2018, part 2 of the John Deere series

Summary: Ten years together is a long time in some ways, a flash in the pan in others. It’s hard to believe that ten years has gone by since they got married, but it’s been that long all the same. And tonight—well, tonight Dean’s gonna make sure it’s special for Cas.

Hot, Cross Buns by lemonsorbae
3978 words, published 01/16/2015

Summary: Dean is a baker, Cas is cop. Cas wants Dean’s hot cross buns… or does he?

Black Magic Woman by pumpkinpeasy
4110 words, published 11/15/2015

Summary: Wherein Sam completely ravishes Rowena, after everyone’s gone, and they have a good time together, resolving both emotional and sexual tensions of late.

Just for Fun by orphan_account
2481 words, published 04/29/2017

Summary: Rowena has agreed to help the brothers find Gavin, but she’d like a little more in return.

From My Window by Layneee
17,950 words, 3 chapters, published 02/26/2015

Summary: If you asked Dean Winchester what the best thing about his new apartment was, do you know what he’d say?

It’s the view.

Where Dean’s hot new neighbor across the street awakens a new kink inside Dean. And then he goes and meets the guy.

Noise Complaint by Ltleflrt
5484 words, published 03/03/2017

Summary: Dean’s neighbors are loud, and the walls are thin, but that’s all easy to ignore. Except for the loud sex sounds coming from the neighbor on the other side of his bedroom wall. And even that wouldn’t bother him too much if his neighbor didn’t sound so bored.

Unsolicited by Dangerousnotbroken
56,348 words, 15 chapters, published 05/02/2016, part 1 of the The Dick Pic ‘Verse series

Summary: In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it’s a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it’s clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.

There’s absolutely no way it’s actually this porn star sending it to him, right?

Right?

What Might Have Been by Ltleflrt
2783 words, published 02/27/2017

Summary: Dean runs into an old flame and considers what might have been.

The Summer of Cas’ Discontent (Or: How Cas Got a Hot Lawn Boy & Lost His Mind) by mahbbys
28,166 words, 20 chapters, published 04/21/2014, part 1 of the Long Hot Summer (Lawn Dean verse) series

Summary: Cas is a well-off book editor who just wants someone to do his lawn work and landscaping. He gets more than he bargained for in the hunky 19 year old Dean Winchester and suddenly Cas is having trouble concentrating on much of anything else during a record heat wave.

It’s going to be a long, hot summer.

Waking Up by airam06
67,940 words, 21 chapters, published 05/28/2014, part 1 of the Waking Up ‘Verse series

Summary: Everyone gets to meet their soulmate on their 18th birthday by waking up in their home. It’s almost Cas’ birthday, and he’s terrified. He decides to spend the night with his best friend, Dean Winchester, in order to calm his nerves. Sometimes, though, things don’t go exactly as planned.

We also mentioned two long-lost fanfics that we read over and over:

Point Pleasant by Jen Archer Wood, which was published as an actual novel (!!) and you can buy yourself a copy here.

Summary: Ben Wisehart grew up in the idyllic town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. An early encounter with the supernatural shaped his worldview and served as the catalyst for his career as a bestselling horror writer. 

Thirteen years after abandoning his home, Ben returns to the town to investigate the apparent reemergence of the terrifying creature responsible for his childhood nightmares. 

In Point Pleasant, Ben is confronted not only by the town’s resident monster, the Mothman, but also by his former best friend, Sheriff Nicholas Nolan. 

Together, Ben and Nicholas uncover the mystery of the monster in the woods and discover that the ghosts that haunt us are sometimes made of flesh and blood. 

And sometimes, they lead us home.

Overture by alternaurora, which has been taken down but we continually go back to this story and just had to shout into the void about how good it is. If you know this author and how to get in touch with them let us know! We’d love to be able to tell them how much this story has affected us!

Summary: When home has nothing left to offer, Dean Winchester follows his brother out to the east coast. Sam has a new job in the Big Apple, and Dean has no idea what he wants. He’s never had much of a career, and his relationships have all felt like something’s missing. The brothers adopt a dog and Dean feels a spark for the blue-eyed volunteer Castiel Novak, but he knows he’ll never see him again.

A chance meeting with singer Anna Milton brings Dean to The Roadhouse, a struggling music lounge. Anna’s a flirt, but when it’s Castiel behind her at the piano, Dean can’t let him slip away again- except he’s not available, or so he thinks. Dean begins a rocky relationship with Anna, while Castiel becomes the best friend he’s ever known.

Except they both know it’s more than that. It’s everything. As things fall apart with Anna, everything falls together with Castiel. But when disaster strikes, Dean and Castiel have to fight to hold on to the home and love they’ve found, or else risk losing it forever.